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If you have any scamcoins (of bitcoin variety) and you feel like you'd rather not own them, you can send them this way.

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Only here:
- Trash tier politics that I actually don't know shit about
- Posting about videogames, sometimes
- Whiny complaining about literally everything and their dogs
- Self-deprecation
- CWing based on quantum phase of the moon
- Software sometimes?
- Fuck knows what

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Looking for company to quit smoking. Thoda mutual support/consoling/etc ke liye. Like decide on a date to quit etc.

Suffice to say, this genre has been the butt of so many musical jokes at this point that people outside of russia (like Spiritual Front) started singing their own tributes to some songs.

You can't explain this.

This also inevitably leads to a lot of people who actually never been even arrested in their lives sing songs about how hard it was for them when they were doing their time.

I always found it amusing that russian criminal music borrows very heavily from russian bard songs of soviet union and some absolutely abysmal manifestation of cheap pop music.

It's a very uncanny mix where you can hear what should be, ideally, a classical ballad but sung about doing time or stealing \ killing people and arranged using the most terrible of all available plugins for whatever software they are violating in the process.

ВЛАДИМИРСКИЙ ЦЕНТРАЛ
ВЕТЕР СЕВЕРНЫЙ!
ЭТАПОМ ИЗ ТВЕРИ
ЗЛА НЕМЕРЕННО!
ЛЕЖИТ НА СЕРДЦЕ ТЯЖКИЙ ГРУЗ!
ВЛАДИМИРСКИЙ ЦЕНТРАЛ!
ВЕТЕР СЕВЕРНЫЙ!
ХОТЯ Я БАНКОВАЛ,
ЖИЗНЬ РАЗМЕНЯНА!

НО, НЕ ОЧКО ОБЫЧНО ГУБИТ, А К ОДИНАДЦАТИ - ТУЗ!

If YuruCamp could get japanese (and western neets) to get up and go camping, maybe this can get them to get up and do some cocktails.

We need an anime that is basically a musical anime but all the numbers are japanese translations of wobbly songs.

If I'm ever making an adventure game I'm naming it Doremy's Sweet Kush and it will be about Doremy searching for some sweet kush.

:dale_plz:

"Refunded because I saw the pronouns options": :dale_plz:
"Refunded because I didn't see my pronoun option": :alway_rember:

@Deiru man i don't think i care in a like visceral emotion way about anything the way they seem to care about this like hackles fucking up

@Deiru @emsenn They are at a unique position in life where they are privileged enough to have no other problems other than their games, but also underachieving enough that all they have is their games.

Tbh at this point I'm going to review bomb every game that lets you pick pronouns but doesn't have chuckle\fuck.

I demand recognition.

"My (male) girlfriend (female) that I (male) have impregnated, created her character (female) character and it says "They\them". How we will ever recover!"

@RobinHood
Ya load sixteen tons, whadda ya get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
St. Peter don't'cha call me cuz I can't go.
I owe my soul to the company store.

Slowly converting my redneck friends by only listening to the Tennessee Earnie Ford songs where the boss is a dick

me: [at the podium at Soulja Boy's funeral]
I'd like to read you something that Soulja wrote, and that really affected me personally.
[clears throat, sniffling slightly]
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts,
I'm so fresh. . . you can suck my nuts.

audience: [through tears] Swag.

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