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Sweet dreams are made of bees
Who ever mind to disagree

I'm listening to "fuck bees" edits and it's producing absolute gems.

"Some of them want to fuck bees.
Some of them want to be fucked by bees
I fucked the world and the seven bees, everybody's looking for some bees"

Not that product placements are good in nature, but if you're a creator and you opted for doing ads for your sponsors, you might as well do it in a creative way too.

I hear a lot of screeching about how product placements in youtube videos "can be done organically" but so far I have seen only ONE channel do this and they're russian.

The unspoken rules of
Fediverse:
1) Be professional
2) Be polite
3) Have a plan to block everyone you meet.

AY!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! LISTEN UP BUDDY. ITS MY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY. YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO. SMASH THAT FUCKING BOOST BUTTON

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I'm still wheezing at how they named map `Select`.

It makes sense given how C# is kinda buisinessy enterprise .NEt thing, but still cracks me up.

For bonus giggles take a look at linq api.

Fun fact:
"monads" were a very scary word for C# people so they called them "computational expressions" instead.

People are throwing shade at SBT for being a "bad tooling" and coming from JS's gulp and webpack I feel like SBT is a blessing.

I wish I had a job with Scala or something, Scala is comfy for me, despite what people say.

Martin is a fuck tho.

All those people doing cool langs and I'm stuck with JS for life.

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:what: M-x dale-mode :dinner:'s choices:

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